Being nice will get you a poke in the ass
Nov. 4th, 2004 09:34 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
morganskyeOk, this falls under the TMI catagory, but I don't care.
I had to use the ladies room. Desperatly. Problem? It had just been cleaned. Wet floors and all. Well I went in anyway, leaving foot prints everywhere. I hated to tell Kathy to clean it again, so I grabbed a few paper towels and began walking backwards will wiping up my prints. That's all fine and good, except I forgot that we have a large display desk sitting just outside the ladies' room door. Needless to say, the corner jabbed me pretty damn well in the butt. It HURT. So here I am whining with a dirty towel in my hand and an aching butt. Kathy had been standing there watching the whole thing and just laughed. Hoi. I hobbled my way back to my desk, and here I sit. I'm going to get a bruise, I just know it.
The Lesson? If you gotta pee and the floor's wet, either hold it or find a sink. The comfort you get isn't worth a poke in the ass.
I had to use the ladies room. Desperatly. Problem? It had just been cleaned. Wet floors and all. Well I went in anyway, leaving foot prints everywhere. I hated to tell Kathy to clean it again, so I grabbed a few paper towels and began walking backwards will wiping up my prints. That's all fine and good, except I forgot that we have a large display desk sitting just outside the ladies' room door. Needless to say, the corner jabbed me pretty damn well in the butt. It HURT. So here I am whining with a dirty towel in my hand and an aching butt. Kathy had been standing there watching the whole thing and just laughed. Hoi. I hobbled my way back to my desk, and here I sit. I'm going to get a bruise, I just know it.
The Lesson? If you gotta pee and the floor's wet, either hold it or find a sink. The comfort you get isn't worth a poke in the ass.
