I can't think of a good header...

This weekend was pretty cool. Spent all of Saturday with my parents. We went out around 9am and didn't get back till almost 5pm. We were going to get breakfast then get a tree. Breakfast was on schedule, but the tree never happened. We got distracted by the new-ish shopping center in 5 min from the house. We went to World Market first. There was this *gorgeous* solid wood computer desk there that I adored. So I'm getting it for Christmas. ^_^ No, I didn't yell 'buy me that'! Apparently the folks had no idea what to get me, so when they saw how much I dug it they bought it. Unfortunatly they weren't very sneaky about it. This is obvious since I know I'm getting it. I saw them carting it away while Mom and I were browsing (it had a big sign that said 'Pritchett'. Gee.) That and Dad told me later in the afternoon. He habitually does this. I guess it's to make sure I'm going to like what they give me. Anyway, I also got a new pair of shoes and two shirts (although one shrunk when I washed it).

We also saw National Treasure. It was good so long as you don't think about it. They were very vauge as to how Nick Cage figured out the clues. Otherwise it was good, but not as good as Pirates of the Carribean.

The store party went pretty well. Some people didn't show up, which ticked me off because it's money wasted, therefore I'll hear about it when I have to get the check signed. Ugh. Otherwise it was nice. Barry and I walked the plantation grounds, made stupid jokes, and I milked a cow. Wee! Dinner was nice, but dessert was better. It was over by 8 so I had plenty of time to finish playing Serious Sam. The End.

Or is it?

Interesting. Barry and I do prefer autumn, and I'll bet that if we've been together that long he'd go ahead and marry me since common law would have already kicked in...

Your Love Life by lpfloatsmyboat
Name/username/nickname:
favorite color:
best physical quaility:	everything!
best personality trait:	people person
will you marry your bf/gf that you have now?	yes!
when will you get married?	November 17, 2017
your kiss is:	meaningful!
People date you because:	you're hot
Quiz created with MemeGen!

I'm just wondering how I could kill someone with a megaphone. That's probably why I don't survive long...

LJ Battle Royale! by monmonito
Username
Weapon you got:	Megaphone
Your goal in the game:	To be in touch with nature.
Number of students killed:	84
For fun, you kill:	missmalade
Out of a personal vendetta, you kill:	popefelix
Accidentally, you kill:	charon13
You have an alliance with:	xiara
You develop a puppy-love romance with:	hlynna
Watch out for:	bludstone
Percentage of survival possibility:: 21%
Dying words:	"We are one."
Quiz created with MemeGen!

I can't think of a good header...

This weekend was pretty cool. Spent all of Saturday with my parents. We went out around 9am and didn't get back till almost 5pm. We were going to get breakfast then get a tree. Breakfast was on schedule, but the tree never happened. We got distracted by the new-ish shopping center in 5 min from the house. We went to World Market first. There was this *gorgeous* solid wood computer desk there that I adored. So I'm getting it for Christmas. ^_^ No, I didn't yell 'buy me that'! Apparently the folks had no idea what to get me, so when they saw how much I dug it they bought it. Unfortunatly they weren't very sneaky about it. This is obvious since I know I'm getting it. I saw them carting it away while Mom and I were browsing (it had a big sign that said 'Pritchett'. Gee.) That and Dad told me later in the afternoon. He habitually does this. I guess it's to make sure I'm going to like what they give me. Anyway, I also got a new pair of shoes and two shirts (although one shrunk when I washed it).

We also saw National Treasure. It was good so long as you don't think about it. They were very vauge as to how Nick Cage figured out the clues. Otherwise it was good, but not as good as Pirates of the Carribean.

The store party went pretty well. Some people didn't show up, which ticked me off because it's money wasted, therefore I'll hear about it when I have to get the check signed. Ugh. Otherwise it was nice. Barry and I walked the plantation grounds, made stupid jokes, and I milked a cow. Wee! Dinner was nice, but dessert was better. It was over by 8 so I had plenty of time to finish playing Serious Sam. The End.

Or is it?

Interesting. Barry and I do prefer autumn, and I'll bet that if we've been together that long he'd go ahead and marry me since common law would have already kicked in...

Your Love Life by lpfloatsmyboat
Name/username/nickname:
favorite color:
best physical quaility:	everything!
best personality trait:	people person
will you marry your bf/gf that you have now?	yes!
when will you get married?	November 17, 2017
your kiss is:	meaningful!
People date you because:	you're hot
Quiz created with MemeGen!

I'm just wondering how I could kill someone with a megaphone. That's probably why I don't survive long...

LJ Battle Royale! by monmonito
Username
Weapon you got:	Megaphone
Your goal in the game:	To be in touch with nature.
Number of students killed:	84
For fun, you kill:	missmalade
Out of a personal vendetta, you kill:	popefelix
Accidentally, you kill:	charon13
You have an alliance with:	xiara
You develop a puppy-love romance with:	hlynna
Watch out for:	bludstone
Percentage of survival possibility:: 21%
Dying words:	"We are one."
Quiz created with MemeGen!

Hokay...

If a stupid joke is told and no one responds, is it still a crappy joke?

Example: While sitting in my cube, working diligently (har har) a page comes over the intercom. 'Mr. Vorhees, please come to the front. Mr. Vorhees to the front.' My responce was, predictably, 'Gawd, I hope his first name isn't Jason.' Not my best I know, but it was still kinda funny to me. No one laughed. Hell, no one responded. Now being in a cubicle I can't really see if anyone is around so I could have been alone, but I doubt it. I think that people have finally gotten intelligence and stopped listening to me. It's true!

And another thing! Did you know that UPS has trademarked the color brown. No foolin'. As stated on the back of a Christmas card 'The UPS logo, yadda yadda yadda, UPS.com and the color brown are trademarked by UPS Inc.' Yah, really. And just how do you inforce that? I'm wearing mostly brown, right down to my socks and shoes. Does that mean that the UPS Police are going to come charging in, rip my clothes off (oh my!), then leave me in my bra and panties? Hopefully they'll be nice enough to give me a bad hospital gown with an opening in the back, or maybe a barrel. I want my humiliation to be complete after all.

Hokay...

If a stupid joke is told and no one responds, is it still a crappy joke?

Example: While sitting in my cube, working diligently (har har) a page comes over the intercom. 'Mr. Vorhees, please come to the front. Mr. Vorhees to the front.' My responce was, predictably, 'Gawd, I hope his first name isn't Jason.' Not my best I know, but it was still kinda funny to me. No one laughed. Hell, no one responded. Now being in a cubicle I can't really see if anyone is around so I could have been alone, but I doubt it. I think that people have finally gotten intelligence and stopped listening to me. It's true!

And another thing! Did you know that UPS has trademarked the color brown. No foolin'. As stated on the back of a Christmas card 'The UPS logo, yadda yadda yadda, UPS.com and the color brown are trademarked by UPS Inc.' Yah, really. And just how do you inforce that? I'm wearing mostly brown, right down to my socks and shoes. Does that mean that the UPS Police are going to come charging in, rip my clothes off (oh my!), then leave me in my bra and panties? Hopefully they'll be nice enough to give me a bad hospital gown with an opening in the back, or maybe a barrel. I want my humiliation to be complete after all.