Hello Kitty...the Miracle Sandwich!

[morganskye]

Ok, we've all heard about how some lady sold a grilled cheese sandwich with the Virgin Mary on it on ebay for 28k. Woop. Check out this Hello Kitty Miracle Sandwich. Is that cool or what? And it's still under $50! Someone buy it for me!! It's got Hello Kitty on both sides! OMG, I'm going to faint. This is just amazing. Looking at the picture makes me think I can cure people. I feel the power of the Kitty moving through me! *jumps up on table and starts washing self* Nyo! Nyo!

[other co-workers] Oh look, Morgan's been possessed again. Who wants to smack her out of it?
*many many people come forward to beat the crap out of me for the hell of it*

[Me] Wow, what a 'Haunted Junction' flashback! Hmm, I want tuna for lunch!!

This bizzare moment has been brought to you by the word 'Free', 'Time', and the letter 'bored'. Yah, bored is a letter. Deal with it.

In all seriousness, I know how he did it. There's a HK toaster that puts her face on everything you put in it. The really sad thing is that the whole auction listing is a farce. You can tell by the way he's written it. 'I made it 10 minutes ago, and there's no mold or anything on it!' It's just sad that people are taking him seriously. Dude, you could buy the special toaster for less that what the bid is at now. Weirdos...hey, who wants to see my Hello Kitty Vibrator?!

Comments

[bludstone.livejournal.com]

[popefelix.livejournal.com]

Well, I was going to say that at least you're not up on the table going "Uin, uin," but I see you already have that covered.

[morganskye.livejournal.com]

*giggle* Dirty. Btw, have you ever seen Ebichu the Housekeeping Hampster? You *have* to see it. It's so bad! In a good way I mean...

Ebichuman!

[popefelix.livejournal.com]

where do you think I got "uin, uin" from? :)

[voftheworld.livejournal.com]

oh oh oh... do you really have a hello kitty vibrator. Justin told me about them but I haven't ever known anyone to own one!