Hmmm... well, it is warming up into Garage Sale Season, if you have a lamp bonanza any spare junk laying around. See if you can sell platelets? I can't here in Georgia, but maybe you can in SC? ((They don't give money for platelets here because (I swear to god I'm quoting this) offering payment "attracts the wrong kind of person." OR MAYBE IT ATTRACTS POOR HEALTHY COLLEGE KIDS WHO JUST WANT A LITTLE BOOK MONEY INSTEAD OF AN UGLY FUCKING T-SHIRT. AND MAYBE I'D DONATE BLOOD MORE IF YOU HAD BETTER COOKIES. AT LEAST GET SOME WITH FROSTING, SRSLY. AND MAYBE DON'T BE SO STINGY ON THE JUICE- MAYBE I WANT MORE THAN A TEENY LITTLE DIXIE CUP FULL.))
On a side note- if I were a dude, I would totally donate sperm. All the time. In fact, it would be my hobby. Hellzzz yeah.
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Date: 2008-03-03 08:13 pm (UTC)a lamp bonanzaany spare junk laying around.See if you can sell platelets? I can't here in Georgia, but maybe you can in SC? ((They don't give money for platelets here because (I swear to god I'm quoting this) offering payment "attracts the wrong kind of person." OR MAYBE IT ATTRACTS POOR HEALTHY COLLEGE KIDS WHO JUST WANT A LITTLE BOOK MONEY INSTEAD OF AN UGLY FUCKING T-SHIRT. AND MAYBE I'D DONATE BLOOD MORE IF YOU HAD BETTER COOKIES. AT LEAST GET SOME WITH FROSTING, SRSLY. AND MAYBE DON'T BE SO STINGY ON THE JUICE- MAYBE I WANT MORE THAN A TEENY LITTLE DIXIE CUP FULL.))
On a side note- if I were a dude, I would totally donate sperm. All the time. In fact, it would be my hobby. Hellzzz yeah.