8 days till D*C. WOOO!!!

I can't wait! I signed up to help with the Art Crawl on Saturday night. I only hope it doesn't interfere with the Lemming Run (it shouldn't though). Damn, I still need to sew that darn robe together...

ganked from merryshannon
Here are some Dumb Laws for South Carolina...

When approaching a four way or blind intersection in a non-horse driven vehicle you must stop 100 ft from the intersection and discharge a firearm into the air to warn horse traffic.
Gee, I'm glad I bought that shotgun. They're good for zombie attacks too you know...

Every adult male must bring a rifle to church on Sunday in order to ward off Indian attacks.
Good thing I've already got one in my car, nevermind that pesky 'male' thing. Or the fact that I never go to church...

It is perfectly legal to beat your wife on the court house steps on Sundays.

Horses may not be kept in bathtubs.

Fortune tellers are required to obtain a special permit from the state.

A person must be eighteen years old to play a pinball machine.
The horror!

And finally, my fave.
It is illegal to give or receive oral sex in South Carolina.
I'm sooo going to jail...

8 days till D*C. WOOO!!!

I can't wait! I signed up to help with the Art Crawl on Saturday night. I only hope it doesn't interfere with the Lemming Run (it shouldn't though). Damn, I still need to sew that darn robe together...

ganked from merryshannon
Here are some Dumb Laws for South Carolina...

When approaching a four way or blind intersection in a non-horse driven vehicle you must stop 100 ft from the intersection and discharge a firearm into the air to warn horse traffic.
Gee, I'm glad I bought that shotgun. They're good for zombie attacks too you know...

Every adult male must bring a rifle to church on Sunday in order to ward off Indian attacks.
Good thing I've already got one in my car, nevermind that pesky 'male' thing. Or the fact that I never go to church...

It is perfectly legal to beat your wife on the court house steps on Sundays.

Horses may not be kept in bathtubs.

Fortune tellers are required to obtain a special permit from the state.

A person must be eighteen years old to play a pinball machine.
The horror!

And finally, my fave.
It is illegal to give or receive oral sex in South Carolina.
I'm sooo going to jail...