8 days till D*C. WOOO!!!

[morganskye]

I can't wait! I signed up to help with the Art Crawl on Saturday night. I only hope it doesn't interfere with the Lemming Run (it shouldn't though). Damn, I still need to sew that darn robe together...

ganked from merryshannon
Here are some Dumb Laws for South Carolina...

When approaching a four way or blind intersection in a non-horse driven vehicle you must stop 100 ft from the intersection and discharge a firearm into the air to warn horse traffic.
Gee, I'm glad I bought that shotgun. They're good for zombie attacks too you know...

Every adult male must bring a rifle to church on Sunday in order to ward off Indian attacks.
Good thing I've already got one in my car, nevermind that pesky 'male' thing. Or the fact that I never go to church...

It is perfectly legal to beat your wife on the court house steps on Sundays.

Horses may not be kept in bathtubs.

Fortune tellers are required to obtain a special permit from the state.

A person must be eighteen years old to play a pinball machine.
The horror!

And finally, my fave.
It is illegal to give or receive oral sex in South Carolina.
I'm sooo going to jail...

Comments

[caelumgrey.livejournal.com]

Hell, we're all going to jail in that case. Even the churches will be empty.

The whole tattoo ban always pissed me off. It's not that I particularly want one, but who is the government to tell me what I can and can't put on my own skin?

[morganskye.livejournal.com]

Yah, it's one of those church laws again. 'It's an abomination!' They tried to hide it behind every needle-spread problem ever. Thank goodness it's finally gone.

[caelumgrey.livejournal.com]

Wow, when did that happen? Last I heard the bill to legalize it got shot down again.

Cool, though.

[morganskye.livejournal.com]

I thought it did since there's a tatoo parlor in Summerville now. Hella overpriced though.

[caelumgrey.livejournal.com]

*checks* Yeah, it's definitely legal now. I can't find any details as to when it happened though.

It will probably be a while before the new parlors have any decent competition and therefore a reason to have decent prices.

[morganskye.livejournal.com]

Yah, I'm still planning on going to Savannah for my touch-up.

[dcpenguin.livejournal.com]

Not that I'm itching to get a tatoo, but...

A Tattoo parlor in S'Ville? I think I need to take something, lest I faint form shock.... ;)

~T~

[morganskye.livejournal.com]

Well you know us Summervillians, we're the party people of the Lowcountry. Woo!! Kegger time!!

[dcpenguin.livejournal.com]

Do we still have the silly mini-bottle law, or are SC bars finally able to pur for mixed drinks out of standard liquor bottles?

~T~

[morganskye.livejournal.com]

The mini bottle law is gone (finally!). On the news they had people whining about how they are going to get stiffed with the drink content. Wusses.